Sarkari Nai (Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibbal se poochha - Saab, ye Swiss bank wala kya lafda hai ?
Kapil Sibbal shouted - Abey tu baal kaat raha hai ya inquiry kar raha hai ?
Nai - Sorry saab aise hi poochh liya.
Agle din, Pranab Mukerji se bal kaat-ke waqt poochha - Saab, ye kala dhan kya hota hai ?
...Pranab shouted - Tum humse ye sawaal kyon poochha ?
Nai - Sorry saab, bas aise hi poochha liya.
Next day CBI interrogated the Nai - Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev ?
Nai - Nahin saab ji.
CBI - Kya tum Anna ke agent ho ?
Nai - Nahin saab ji.
CBI - To tum baal kat-te waqt Congressi netaon se faltu ke sawaal kyon karte ho ?
Naayi - Saab, na jane kyon Swiss bank aur kale dhan ka naam par in Congress wale ke baal khade ho jaate hain aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai; isliye poochhta rehta hoon.
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