| The ailment of Sonia Gandhi who returned to Delhi this morning was revealed by my friend in US. It is a very severe disease called 'Malignant Neoplastic Manmohanoma'. What is this disease? · A group of cells called agrajapuscles, kanimozipuscles, and nidhipuscles have displayed uncontrolled growth of wealth under the influence of a vestigial structure called manmohandix (vestigial structure = organs that have seemingly lost all or most of their original function and are totally dysfunctional; like our appendix, or the tailbones of Homo sapiens). · They have intruded upon and destroyed the mitochondria of the cells of the adjacent tissues viz. the diggytissues, manishtiwariscles and the sibaltissues · These tissues have been now been scarred beyond recognition and is now affecting her vestigial structure. · This vestigial structure, manmohandix is now giving her acute and severe pain called manmohandicitis. · Manmohanactomy is the only remedy. However, manmohandicitis is beyond repairs as no competent surgeon is qualified to do it. · A budding surgeon, Dr. Rahool Ghandhy, even after so many years of protective internship in the No. 10 Janpath Hospital, is still budding – he has not been able to pass his examinations. Right now, research is going on to find a way for the smooth surgical manmohamactomy, but one has to wait indefinitely as all elections are likely to be suspended and a state of emergency is likely to be called. Please call on Dr. Anna Hazare on 108 in case an emergency arises.
Diagnosed at: Vivek Hattangadi Path Lab,Mumbai
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