http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chennai/In-5-years-ministers-...
In 5 years, minister's assets multiply 60 times
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This news is truly amazing and if we can really understand the
importance of what TOI has stealthily put on the back pages so as not
to stir up a mega frenzy ... good times are all set to roll as never
before . This "Kohinoor of all News" needs to head the NYT , WSJ ,
Tokyo Times , Bejing News ...be printed on every napkin & tiolet paper
available for the world to read ...where ever they are seated , bent
or erect . With this bit of information deciphered we can not only
lift the world out of its recession ...we all can sit & watch IPL all
day 365 days an year & bid Anna big big good bye bye ....eat in golden
plates each day three times a day .... the bloody Italian mushroom
that I can't name... but understand costs a few thousand dollars a
serving.
All we need to do is decipher the great entrepreneurial story of our
Misters that lies behind this wonderful magical feat they have
achieved all so silently while being on the public duty for us
all ... then sell the story , the secrets ... to the rest of the
world ...on second thoughts we could even give it to them for free as
we have the originals with us ....we just need to find the nitty
gritty of how this mini fortune was made , and surely being
concerned good-men they would not hesitate to reveal it all with a
great sense of national pride on a stage with the 4 headed Ashoka
Lion looking on benevolently , the Tiranga fluttering with grace &
pride behind them.....and we are all cock sure will have our chests
swelling full of national pride as all of the Honor'ble Minster Men &
Ladies will surely say this was all a honest days take...
accumulated over the last five years , like an ant stacking up for the
winter ....and then go on to bare it all.... till the last Maoist
drops the gun & runs to the nearest micro-credit guy to begin his own
big thing.
The mystery uncovered , the country will not only have no poor
left ...our per capital income that stands at around a measly $1,000
will jump to $60,000 in five years which will put us 30% ahead of what
a citizen USA of USA has today . China will shiver in its pants ,
Pakistan will surrender to a mid sized Indian shopping mall....any
country we want will send a team to IPL or we will impose sanctions,
the whole world will wait for the next Salman , Shrookh thing ...will
have a $1 B opening on the Yellow River Mega Multiplex , all 100
screens ...and.. and... and.... another five years of this fantastic
growth... it will be an income of $360,000 per annum per Indian .We
can then we can shop for a Switzerland , a Singapore or even a
bankrupt Greece or Ireland would be happy to find a place in our
shopping bags. I tell you today...I will buy Vermont.
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